On the Friend Zone

Click for the Onion article.
Prepare to chuckle and relate uncomfortably.

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Anonymous said…
love the added emphasis

the captcha is licsis. is it just me or does everyone find that mildly disturbing?
June 14, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Kim said…
Dude, I thought I was the only one that had those kinds of relationships. Except I always took it one step further and slept with my guy friends. I must love awkward day-after conversations or something...
June 16, 2009 at 1:18 PM
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