Rawr.

A real-life excerpt from a text conversation with my mother:

mom: I had lunch with <insert male friend from high school here> today, he said to tell you hi.

me: why on earth did you have lunch with <insert male friend from high school here>??

mom: I was having a cougar moment and he has really pretty eyes.

Sometimes, I wish my mother had never learned to text.

Sidenote: my parents are still happily married. She was kidding.

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